Dear TruGreen service provider. I appreciate your enthusiasm for providing greener lawns, but I don’t like answering my door thinking it’s my child and finding you standing there waiting to tell me how bad my front lawn looks. In case you haven’t noticed it rains a lot here. My front lawn is the size of a postage stamp and has a downward slope that stops abruptly at street level where water pools 9 months a year. Every year around Aprilish we make an effort to once again regain some semblance of beauty that gets lost during the fall/winter season. We add dirt, reseed and do the best we can. I’d be happy to work more in my yard if you could entertain and transport my 3 children, cook 7 days a week, clean my entire house (including those yucky toilets), organize the family budget, pay the bills, balance the checkbook, organize family outings during mid-winter and spring break,help with homework, perform weekly shopping trips, feed/bathe/groom the family dog, do 3-4 loads of laundry a day etc.
Until then…stay off my lawn!!
