I recently woke up with an injury—completely sore shoulder and could barely turn my head! This inspired me to compile a list of the top ten signs your getting older…Enjoy!
10. You read that there’s a sale on ground beef at the local grocery store and you actually tell someone about it.
9. You pray for the stomach flu, so that you can lose that last 5 pounds you can’t get rid of.
8. You no longer need a magnifying mirror to see your pores.
7. You start including physical ailments in your annual Christmas letter.
6. You recognize the songs on Muzak while at the grocery store and actually sing along.
5. You can relate to the Shoe Box Greeting Card character Maxine’s HOT FLASHES, drooping body parts and general grumpiness.
4. Your fallen body parts start developing theme songs like “Lord Lift us Up Where We belong” and “Drop it Like it’s Hot”
3. You read the 10 day forecast online and actually get excited because weather is now very important to you.
2. You ask your teen how its possible for Soulja boy to “Kiss me through the phone”.
1. You wake up with an injury you didn’t have the night before.
