TruGreen Guy! Who asked you?

Dear TruGreen service provider.  I appreciate your enthusiasm for providing greener lawns, but I don’t like answering my door thinking it’s my child and finding you standing there waiting to tell me how bad my front lawn looks.  In case you haven’t noticed it rains a lot here.  My front lawn is the size of a postage stamp and has a downward slope that stops abruptly at street level  where water pools 9 months a year.  Every year around Aprilish we make an effort to once again regain some semblance of beauty that gets lost during the fall/winter season.  We add dirt, reseed and do the best we can.  I’d be happy to work more in my yard if you could entertain and transport my 3 children, cook 7 days a week, clean my entire house (including those yucky toilets), organize the family budget, pay the bills, balance the checkbook, organize family outings during mid-winter and spring break,help with homework, perform weekly shopping trips, feed/bathe/groom the family dog, do 3-4 loads of laundry a day etc.

Until then…stay off my lawn!!

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Secret Christmas Message

Well, if you’ve found this post, then you most likely have a “smart phone”.

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Driver Training with My Teenager

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